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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:59 pm

Stage fright!!

Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:16 pm

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1) Perform in front of anybody and everybody every chance you get. It can even help if other people are just in the room and not paying attention to you.

2) Eat a banana first. The potassium actually helps relax you and make you less shaky/nervous.

3) Focus all your attention on what you're doing and block everything else out. If you have a list of things you need to remember to do while you're performing, you'll think less about the things that are starting to freak you out.
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:23 pm

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4) Smile. :D :D :D
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:40 pm

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5) If you screw up, just tell people it was the "jazz version"
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6) if everything goes horribly wrong, catch a train to Canada.
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:45 pm

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6) Eat another banana
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:47 pm

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8) make sure you type step 7 after step 6.
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:32 pm

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10) Post on a video game forum about it.



11) Forget to notice that there wasn't a #9.
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:30 pm

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12) Eat another banana
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:33 pm

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13) take dump as a result of all the bananas
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Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:39 pm

Re: Stage fright!!

Random Insanity wrote:Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?


Actually, you've posted before the master of performing on stage. _k's and bobdaducks steps (besides the banannas) will come naturally. all you have to do when you're up there is love the audience.

LOVE IT.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:33 am

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She's under 18. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:58 am

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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:55 am

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14) eat another banana
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:57 am

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15) help me think of a clever step 15
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:25 am

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You mean step 16... because step 15 is helping to think of another step.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:32 am

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Ignore the stepception.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:34 am

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16) After eating all of those bananas, you should be as calm and as cool as a cucumber! And while you are at it, eat a few cucumbers to be extra cool.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:41 am

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17) Be yourself pretend your saying it to your friends!
pengu? pengu!
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:20 pm

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18) Place a slice of bologna upon your face… cut out the eyeholes… put on some burlap shoes… go to your nearest mall and begin yodeling…
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:49 pm

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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:35 pm

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No, we can't have nice things because you're too big to ride on a rocking horse.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:02 pm

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This made me laugh hysterically...
Thanks! :3

(I realized that I made I typo somewhere. My apologies. u_u)
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:27 pm

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19) eat another banana
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
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Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:54 pm

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Blackbird, you need to curb your banana fetish. It's unhealthy.
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Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:06 am

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Skybax wrote:Blackbird, you need to curb your banana fetish. It's unhealthy.
LOL. :lol:

I should go now my mind is a bit weird.
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Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:43 pm

Re: Stage fright!!

Found it
Random Insanity wrote:Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?

And...
Random Insanity wrote:This made me laugh hysterically...
Thanks! :3

(I realized that I made I typo somewhere. My apologies. u_u)

I never mak typos.
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Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:55 pm

Re: Stage fright!!

Little_Apple wrote:Found it
Random Insanity wrote:Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?

And...
Random Insanity wrote:This made me laugh hysterically...
Thanks! :3

(I realized that I made I typo somewhere. My apologies. u_u)

...missed one...
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Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:57 pm

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Little_Apple wrote:I never mak typos.
What is "mak"?

Nearly everyone who write or types have made some spelling errors in history.
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Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:05 pm

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sam686 wrote:
Little_Apple wrote:I never mak typos.
What is "mak"?

Nearly everyone who write or types have made some spelling errors in history.

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Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:31 pm

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Except for me.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:12 am

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"Mak" was a deliberate typo of "make"
It's called Sarcasm.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:34 am

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Thank you.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:43 pm

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pretend everyone is in their under wear :D
i got a rattlesnake gun.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:05 pm

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Potato, patato, bluh.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:56 pm

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21) Don't link image to a few specific web site, it may cause image to be broken for some web servers, and any web browsers that send Referrer (including chromium), and server refuse to send the image on any referrer except its own. More on this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_referrer

I was only able to load that image by copying image URL, and paste in a new web browser window.
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Post Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:04 pm

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karamazovapy wrote: You should be ashamed of yourself.


your not being true to your inner soul
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Post Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:46 am

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22) Realize that this has gone on a long time.
if you're reading this, i'm sorry for how cringe my old posts are. i rarely play BF anymore, but if you ever want to find me, you can catch me on steam, or on discord @ muddy#7969
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23) tomorrow will be a better day

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