Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:38 pm
Halo Reach and Santa
Hey I'm gonna get Halo Reach FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Yeah I know it's kinda sad for a guy like me, but what can I say...Santa gives you free gifts. He delayed on Halo Reach for a year for some reason. It wasn't like I was bad or anything.
I saw Santa in my house one time...He has long claws which he uses to kill evil spirits away. One time I almost died from getting life-sucked by a ghost; however, sunlight passed through my window and the spirit died...THANK GOD.
Do you know that Santa is actually a fat angel? His name was suppose to be Santa Claws, but you know how rumors travel and stuff. Santa is also married to a polar bear. This is why he is disappointed from humans. He plans on giving gifts to animals, but there are soo many selfish and poor kids in the world.
Santa has a baby (watch Santa Baby if you don't understand). She is now giving gifts to kids instead. She's smoking hot!!!
She is half polar bear. She has white hair around her body. However, not so much on her chest. WOOT! 
Man I'll never forget my days that I saw Santa and his baby...
Santa is able to move through walls due to advance fairy technology. THAT"S HOW HE DOES IT!!!
if you read this...you know he lives!
Yeah I know it's kinda sad for a guy like me, but what can I say...Santa gives you free gifts. He delayed on Halo Reach for a year for some reason. It wasn't like I was bad or anything.
I saw Santa in my house one time...He has long claws which he uses to kill evil spirits away. One time I almost died from getting life-sucked by a ghost; however, sunlight passed through my window and the spirit died...THANK GOD.
Do you know that Santa is actually a fat angel? His name was suppose to be Santa Claws, but you know how rumors travel and stuff. Santa is also married to a polar bear. This is why he is disappointed from humans. He plans on giving gifts to animals, but there are soo many selfish and poor kids in the world.
Santa has a baby (watch Santa Baby if you don't understand). She is now giving gifts to kids instead. She's smoking hot!!!
She is half polar bear. She has white hair around her body. However, not so much on her chest. WOOT! Man I'll never forget my days that I saw Santa and his baby...
Santa is able to move through walls due to advance fairy technology. THAT"S HOW HE DOES IT!!!
if you read this...you know he lives!