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Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:59 pm
by Random Insanity
Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:16 pm
by karamazovapy
1) Perform in front of anybody and everybody every chance you get. It can even help if other people are just in the room and not paying attention to you.

2) Eat a banana first. The potassium actually helps relax you and make you less shaky/nervous.

3) Focus all your attention on what you're doing and block everything else out. If you have a list of things you need to remember to do while you're performing, you'll think less about the things that are starting to freak you out.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:23 pm
by bobdaduck
4) Smile. :D :D :D

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:40 pm
by karamazovapy
5) If you screw up, just tell people it was the "jazz version"

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:41 pm
by Little_Apple
6) if everything goes horribly wrong, catch a train to Canada.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:45 pm
by BlackBird
6) Eat another banana

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:47 pm
by Little_Apple
8) make sure you type step 7 after step 6.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:32 pm
by Skybax
10) Post on a video game forum about it.



11) Forget to notice that there wasn't a #9.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:30 pm
by BlackBird
12) Eat another banana

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:33 pm
by Little_Apple
13) take dump as a result of all the bananas

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:39 pm
by ZoombeR
Random Insanity wrote:Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?


Actually, you've posted before the master of performing on stage. _k's and bobdaducks steps (besides the banannas) will come naturally. all you have to do when you're up there is love the audience.

LOVE IT.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:33 am
by karamazovapy
She's under 18. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:58 am
by Little_Apple
Image

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:55 am
by BlackBird
14) eat another banana

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:57 am
by Little_Apple
15) help me think of a clever step 15

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:25 am
by Skybax
You mean step 16... because step 15 is helping to think of another step.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:32 am
by Little_Apple
Ignore the stepception.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:34 am
by BlackBird
16) After eating all of those bananas, you should be as calm and as cool as a cucumber! And while you are at it, eat a few cucumbers to be extra cool.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:41 am
by FoOtloOse
17) Be yourself pretend your saying it to your friends!

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:20 pm
by Skybax
18) Place a slice of bologna upon your face… cut out the eyeholes… put on some burlap shoes… go to your nearest mall and begin yodeling…

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:49 pm
by karamazovapy
This is why we can't have nice things.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:35 pm
by Skybax
No, we can't have nice things because you're too big to ride on a rocking horse.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:02 pm
by Random Insanity
This made me laugh hysterically...
Thanks! :3

(I realized that I made I typo somewhere. My apologies. u_u)

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:27 pm
by BlackBird
19) eat another banana

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:54 pm
by Skybax
Blackbird, you need to curb your banana fetish. It's unhealthy.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:06 am
by CrazyLinuxNerd
Skybax wrote:Blackbird, you need to curb your banana fetish. It's unhealthy.
LOL. :lol:

I should go now my mind is a bit weird.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:43 pm
by Little_Apple
Found it
Random Insanity wrote:Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?

And...
Random Insanity wrote:This made me laugh hysterically...
Thanks! :3

(I realized that I made I typo somewhere. My apologies. u_u)

I never mak typos.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:55 pm
by karamazovapy
Little_Apple wrote:Found it
Random Insanity wrote:Apparently, my best friend and I are going to be preforming a song in our school's talent show. I have a bad case of stage fright. I sand in front of my friends but kept on messing up when more people came over. Help? :?

And...
Random Insanity wrote:This made me laugh hysterically...
Thanks! :3

(I realized that I made I typo somewhere. My apologies. u_u)

...missed one...

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:57 pm
by sam686
Little_Apple wrote:I never mak typos.
What is "mak"?

Nearly everyone who write or types have made some spelling errors in history.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:05 pm
by Little_Apple
sam686 wrote:
Little_Apple wrote:I never mak typos.
What is "mak"?

Nearly everyone who write or types have made some spelling errors in history.

Image

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:31 pm
by bobdaduck
Except for me.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:12 am
by Skybax
"Mak" was a deliberate typo of "make"
It's called Sarcasm.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:34 am
by Little_Apple
Thank you.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:43 pm
by Opti
pretend everyone is in their under wear :D

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:56 pm
by Little_Apple
Image

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:05 pm
by Random Insanity
Potato, patato, bluh.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:56 pm
by sam686
21) Don't link image to a few specific web site, it may cause image to be broken for some web servers, and any web browsers that send Referrer (including chromium), and server refuse to send the image on any referrer except its own. More on this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_referrer

I was only able to load that image by copying image URL, and paste in a new web browser window.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:04 pm
by ZoombeR
karamazovapy wrote: You should be ashamed of yourself.


your not being true to your inner soul

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:46 am
by Lone Wolf
22) Realize that this has gone on a long time.

Re: Stage fright!!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:06 pm
by CleverBot
23) tomorrow will be a better day