[FORUM GAME]Corrupt-A-Wish

[Lone Wolf]

This game is simple. You ask for a wish, and then the next poster grants it. But they add a twist to it that makes you regret it.

EXAMPLE:

I wish to be the best Bitfighter player ever.

Granted. but you will never get a rest from the paparazzi.

I'll start.

I wish that I'll magically learn C++ with no effort at all.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you learn it so well you cant talk in normal english anymore.

i wish for cheese.

granted. but you will be covered with it.
I wish for a car

[Little_Apple]

The car you receive is wrecked.

I wish for a live hand grenade.

Ps: how is getting covered in cheese bad?!?

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but it's a dud. (Your suicide attempts amuse me.)

I wish to move the the Nether.

Okie dokie lokie, but you have no way back to the Overworld.
I wish for some chocolate.

[Lone Wolf]

Ok. But you turn into a dog as you eat it...

I wish to die. (Now that I said it out loud; it can't happen.)

[Little_Apple]

you die but unfortunately you go to hell where you are tormented by clowns in banana suits.

I WISH FOR A PICKLE

you die but unfortunately you go to hell where you are tormented by clowns in banana suits.

I WISH FOR A PICKLE

Mkay then. But it will be 137.2 years old.

[Lone Wolf]

clowns in banana suits.

OH GOD

Since Opti wished for nothing, I grant him nothing, but he gets lonely.

I wish for a pet wolf who will never attack me.

[Skybax]

Granted, but it gets eaten by a grue.

I wish for snow in Chile

[Lone Wolf]

Granted. But it snows chili.

I wish i could meet Minecraft Steve.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but its a different steve.


i wish for a taco

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but it's a (UN)Lucky_Taco.

I wish that i never had to do homework again. EVER.

Granted. But then your mind deteriorates and you become a starving mindless hobo for the rest of your life.

I wish today will forever be known as international cupcake day.

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but it'll be the last one we celebrate as the 21st is coming up. (Not that I believe in that crap, it's just an exuse it seems to me.)

I wish that my phone's battery never dies.

Granted. But then you will only be capable of performing only one function on your "phone": playing Justin Bieber songs.

I wish everybody wore pyrovision goggles.

[Lone Wolf]

Then get prepared for a homosexual world...

I wish that I could travel through time paradox free.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you go back in time to Hiroshima right as the atom bomb was dropped.

i wish for a cake. a big one.

granted. but it will be with lone wolf.

I wish for lots of money.

[FoOtloOse]

Granted, but you drown in it.
I wish for the monopoly dog piece.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you choke on it.

i wish to blow up!

[bobdaduck]

Granted, but its emotional, not physical.

I wish for friends.

Mkay then, But they shall be stupid.
I wish for a Wii U.

[Skybax]

Granted, but I steal it from you

I wish for a ham sandwich.

Granted. But then the ham sandwich eats you.

I wish this topic would end.

[YoshiSmb]

Granted. But still wont end because someone post this. (let's me say. Who post this is me)

I wish a Smile

[Little_Apple]

granted. but it comes back to life after a wizard in a night gown screamed "TOOTIN WOMBATS DESTROYING THE MOON!!!!!" and resurrected it.

i wish for a creative response.

[YoshiSmb]

Granted. But still the response of creative is Nothing

i wish a giant cake and a banana

[Lone Wolf]

The cake's a lie and the banana's old and spotted.

I wish that i could always play minecraft with little apple and footie whenever i want.

[YoshiSmb]

granted. but you will need a program to open it. and you need a account with the client. and the java enviorement to play and a server where your friends enter

i wish a dog

[Little_Apple]

wish granted. whatever the wish was…

i wish for a toucan.

[YoshiSmb]

granted. But your toucan will be eated by a Puma.

I wish a melon

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you roll down a hill and smash yourself on a tree.

i wish for some new socks.

Okie Dokie. But they will be (dun dun dun) PINK!

[Lone Wolf]

Okie Dokie. But they will be (dun dun dun) PINK!

OPTI. POST A QUESTION.

but you will need a program to open it. and you need a account with the client. and the java enviorement to play and a server where your friends enter

CraftBukkit.jar. Minecraft Client. I have java. A Bukkit server. I have it all.

I wish that Opti would post.

[Lone Wolf]

Granted. But it's irrelavent.

I wish i've mastered redstone.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you can no longer play minecraft.

i wish for a wdysfiblkfgfslbhgbfhklsgbhkd

[YoshiSmb]

granted, but what are you talking about buddy???

I wish to have a Ball to play soccer .

granted. you now only have 1 ball.

I wish for a cow

[YoshiSmb]

granted. you now only have 1 ball.

I wish for a cow

Granted. But it will directly fall Above Hulk.
i wish for a orange juice.

Buddy, i dint wished for many balls, i just wanted to play soccer with 1 ball... (do you understand my wish now?)
(edit)

granted. but hulk is in it.

I wish for a light bulb

P.S. Whaaaaaaaaat

[YoshiSmb]

granted. but it will be broken after 3 seconds using it.

I wish that somebody gaved me a Hug.

granted. but you will be hugging my cow.

I wish for a toilet

[YoshiSmb]

granted. but a fish will come out of it.

i wish for a juicy Fruit. (yum!)

granted. but the fish will eat it.

I wish for a pair of socks.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you are made into a sock puppet with only one eye.

i wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish

[Skybax]

Granted, but none of your wishes came true

I wish for a teaspoon of soil.

[YoshiSmb]

Granted But you will eat the Soil.

I wish To meet a Counter Strike Terrorist.