Opti's adventures

Your Local Sever MicSpam DJ: get your really loose anime girl on

Dalia: BRB going to go get some juice
joejoe: Juice~~
Dalia: NOT THAT KIND OF JUICE
Opti: HAHAHAHA

[WD] Isolatid: youre just mad because crystal maiden didnt get naked on your dad
[Opti]: excuse me

[Lollipopto Bismol]: S-Senpai~!! My p-pistons are moving on their own!
[WD] Isolatid: Minecraft anime pt. 1
[Lollipopto Bismol]: oH MY GOD
[WD] Isolatid: xD
[Lollipopto Bismol]: SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO FLASH
[Lollipopto Bismol]: BETTER MAKE THAT
[Lollipopto Bismol]: OR ELSE I WILL LOSE MY SHIT
[WD] Isolatid: Iron golem with a piston as a dong
[Lollipopto Bismol]: oh sWEET JESUS

What happens when Isolatid and Lucasjlw merge as one and fight for the control of the keyboard:

Ever wanted to cosplay as jesus?
[4:11:53 AM] Lucasjlw: Wait
[4:11:56 AM] Lucasjlw: You bastard
[4:11:58 AM] Lucasjlw: Get out of herE
[4:12:00 AM] Lucasjlw: ISONO
[4:12:04 AM] Lucasjlw: DONT NAIL ME PLS
[4:12:11 AM] Lucasjlw: I DONT WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS A FUCKING GOAT
[4:12:12 AM] Lucasjlw: PLSSSSS
[4:12:14 AM] Lucasjlw: NOT AGAIN
[4:12:17 AM] Lucasjlw: No stop
[4:12:20 AM] Lucasjlw: I can't take the heat
[4:12:26 AM] Lucasjlw: I'm NOT MICHAEL JHORADAN
[4:12:40 AM] Lucasjlw: DONT RUB THE BENGAY ON YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKING RETARRD THATS WHY YOU FEEL THE BURN
[4:12:46 AM] Lucasjlw: MY BABYS
[4:12:51 AM] Lucasjlw: THMEY TYKJDADISKNE
IN
HELLA
SJDKJ
[4:12:57 AM] Lucasjlw: MY TENTACLES ARE BURSTING
[4:13:06 AM] Lucasjlw: MY CLOSET ANIME WEABOO FAGGOT SENSES ARE TINGLING
[4:13:09 AM] Lucasjlw: IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
[4:13:13 AM] Lucasjlw: No stop
[4:13:16 AM] Lucasjlw: ISOI
[4:13:20 AM] Lucasjlw: 'm going to fucking impregnate you
[4:13:28 AM] dj harvey: FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT WOKE ME UP
[4:13:37 AM] Lucasjlw: IITSS O OKAYJS IS HERE
[4:13:41 AM] Lucasjlw: ITS IOKSAO Y SJETSOUP
S IS HER
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[4:13:55 AM] Lucasjlw: Iso
[4:13:58 AM] Lucasjlw: He xD
[4:14:00 AM] Lucasjlw: I'm sorry
[4:14:16 AM] Lucasjlw: TeamViewer
[4:14:21 AM] Lucasjlw: Just go back to sleep

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: It had some demented Spongebob with a face on his back fucking Twilight Sparke while he scratched the shit out of her ass cheeks

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: I have an erect 5 year old

Opti what have you turned into?!

Opti what have you turned into?!

Well, for starters, my maturity level has reversed by about 5 years.

Where have you been have not seen you online in a long time!

Where have you been have not seen you online in a long time!

Busy with life and shit.

.

Teamviewer is deadly, kids.

[4/8/2015 4:16:48 AM] Lucasjlw: You awake my lovely child
[4/8/2015 4:16:58 AM] Lucasjlw: My dick is very hard for your furry pony loose horrible fucking virgin asshole
[4/8/2015 4:17:09 AM] Lucasjlw: I meAn
[4/8/2015 4:17:12 AM] Lucasjlw: I CMEAANP
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[4/8/2015 4:17:29 AM] Lucasjlw: I love to shove chocolate in my ass and lentO it imed ltO
ndt sTOP
[4/8/2015 4:17:29 AM] Lucasjlw: I
[4/8/2015 4:17:30 AM] Lucasjlw: SO
[4/8/2015 4:17:33 AM] Lucasjlw: GAY
[4/8/2015 4:17:45 AM] Lucasjlw: FOR PONY
[4/8/2015 4:17:48 AM] Lucasjlw: CHILD
O
[4/8/2015 4:17:50 AM] Lucasjlw: h myf
[4/8/2015 4:17:52 AM] Lucasjlw: ucking d
[4/8/2015 4:17:52 AM] Lucasjlw: og
[4/8/2015 4:17:53 AM] Lucasjlw: dikck

Can we give this a 18+ rating kids wont be able to play bitfighter if they see this thread....

Can we give this a 18+ rating kids wont be able to play bitfighter if they see this thread....

This is the internet amgine, Kids have been exposed to a lot worse than a couple dick jokes.

I know im just concerned bitfighter may get a bad image from poeple who cme on and first thing they see is this.

If fariness these are really funny though.

I'm the one who came up with the "I have an erect 5 year old" you piece of shit opti

Opti's Adventures Presents:
"Don't tell Dalia."

Opti: fucking.
Opti: halp.
Lucas: Alright.
Lucas: How are we gonna do this then?
Opti: I'll give you my ass.
Opti: WOW
Opti: PASS*
Lucas: thanks opti
Lucas: im glad to hear it
Opti: PASS
Opti: PASS
Lucas: Don't tell Dalia.

My, how you've grown.
Keep it up, dude.

My, how you've grown.
Keep it up, dude.

ayy mauri.
we should catch up sometime soon.

Opti's Adventures Presents:
"Blank and Chill"
Isolatid: Terraria and chill?
Opti: are you implying you want to play terraria and then fuck
Isolatid: what the fuck
Isolatid: no
Opti: because that is what "______ and chill" means
Opti: you dumbass

Discord server nonsense:
Opti: Happy birthday, Koopakiy.
Daddybot: bends over blook
King Blook: daddy no
Opti: ok then i guess i walked in at the wrong time

Discord server nonsense again:
Opti: I might do a Mere style remix of this song
Opti: meaning take a millisecond of it
Opti: and stretch the FUCK out of it
Mere: LOL

Ydalia Cerezo: roast that white piece of shit
[Opti]: dalia what the fuck

[bobdaduck]

Opti what have you turned into?!

+1

kill me

knrling spiders

i didnt forget, i swear