Opti's adventures

Opti's Adventures Present
"Cat Doctor"

[WD] Isolatid: icepick said you were a doctor
[Opti]: wot
[WD] Isolatid: can you examine my testicles
[Opti]: I only do cats
[WD] Isolatid: I've been having some slight pains
[WD] Isolatid: >you only DO cats
[WD] Isolatid: ehuehuehuuhe
[WD] Isolatid: eu
[WD] Isolatid: huehu
[WD] Isolatid: ehuehuehueh
[WD] Isolatid: uhehueu
[Opti]: OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Opti]: you got on the opti's adventure thread 3 times in a row.
[Opti]: congratuation
[Opti]: you're winner
[Opti]: etc.
Jojo: I would like to thank the academy
[Opti]: k
Jojo: my family
[Opti]: k
Jojo: and my dog
[Opti]: k
Jojo: who was delicious
[Opti]: k
[Opti]: wait what

[Opti]: I HOPE SEMPAI FUCKBAD NOTICES ME TODAY

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: "All the little kids went to shrek and all went and combined together to make a huge orgy ball of little 5 year olds"
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: "They wrecked havoc on the whole city"

Opti's Adventures Present:
A&W Product Placement!

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Ok
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Gonna build in my place
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: I quess
[Opti]: k
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: I swear to god this game is not fun when you play by yourself
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: some guy named
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: alrighty
[Opti]: "a&w"
[Opti]: friended me
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: xD
[Opti]: and spamed me with that

Meanwhile on my screen..

A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: m8
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: MATE
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: I SWEAR TO GOD
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer

and back on lucas's

[Opti]: A&W: nothing complements dreamy burgers like creamy root beer
[Opti]: just that
[Opti]: over and over
[Opti]: AHAHAHA
[Opti]: I GET IT
[Opti]: http://www.aw.ca/
[Opti]: THAT IS WHAT HE IS DOING
[Opti]: FFS
[Opti]: A&W: http://www.aw.ca/
[Opti]: A&W: http://www.aw.ca/
[Opti]: A&W: http://www.aw.ca/
[Opti]: A&W: http://www.aw.ca/
[Opti]: A&W: http://www.aw.ca/
[Opti]: dear god
[Opti]: I clicked it
[Opti]: and it sent me to a fast food site
[Opti]: what the fuck
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: xD

2 minutes later..

[Opti]: he is still going
[Opti]: should I block
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: I don't know xD
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: It's funny
[Opti]: I know
[Opti]: but
[Opti]: I get the feeling I am getting hacked by frycooks
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Go ahead xD
[Opti]: WHAT THE FUCK

Why did I say that? Let's look at my screen.

A&W: I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE BUM BUM WITH FRENCH FRIES

Now back to lucas..

[Opti]: A&W: I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE BUM BUM WITH FRENCH FRIES
[Opti]: BRB BLOCKING
[Opti]: I CAN'T
[Opti]: DID A FAST FOOD RESTURANT
[Opti]: JUST THREATEN TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME
[Opti]: INVOLVING SLICED POTATOES.

rip: my brain
and yes, this actually happened, though I looked up the steam username and it didn't exist.

Jojo: >tfw you finally get your anus to prolapse on command

...

2 years ago. (In my stupid years) of friend of slikktic's made me go to LemonParty.org

If you don't know what that is, look it up on urban dictionary.

This is that story.

(I was invited to group chat with Slikktic and His friend, I don't remember his name, so let's just call him "douchebag")
Opti: hey
slikktic: hai
douchebag: yo
Opti: why the invite?
slikktic: I dunno
Opti: and who is douchebag?
slikktic: he is from the minecraft server, y'know (INSERT WHATEVER HIS MINECRAFT NAME WAS HERE).
Opti: oh ok
(5 minutes of rambling to eachother later)
douchebag: hey
douchebag: opti
douchebag: hey
douchebag: <insert link to lemonparty.org here>
slikktic: what is that?
douchebag: cool stuff
Opti: WTF
Opti: OH GOD
slikktic: what?
Opti: IT WAS NAKED OLD PEOPLE
slikktic: LOL
slikktic: liar
Opti: NO REALLY
Opti: DUDE DONT CLICK IT
Opti: PLS
slikktic: imma click it
douchebag: XD LOL
Opti has left the chat

slikktic never clicked on it.
his friend probably told him.
loool

Opti's Adventures presents..
The best of Opti's Adventures!

Best of Jojo (Little_Apple)

Jojo: the way to a man's heart is with a knife

Jojo: /r/objects is a much nicer place
[Opti]: >/r/objects
[Opti]: what kind of objects
Jojo: objects
[Opti]: >I go there
[Opti]: >18+ warning
[Opti]: what the fuck
Jojo: objects.

Jojo: I would like to thank the academy
[Opti]: k
Jojo: my family
[Opti]: k
Jojo: and my dog
[Opti]: k
Jojo: who was delicious
[Opti]: k
[Opti]: wait what

Jojo: im still waiting for this to turn into a piss fetish hentai

Jojo: is that cork
[Spookti]: oh
Jojo: did she shove her fingers
[Spookti]: OH
Jojo: 10/10

Jojo: well i mean
Jojo: who doesnt shove their fingers in their urethra every once in a while

Brotaku = Jojo
Brotaku: AIDS EVERYWHERE
Brotaku: COMING THROUGH THE VENTS
Brotaku: ITS IN THE WATER
Brotaku: EVERYWHERE
Brotaku: OH JEEZ
Opti: what.
Brotaku: AAAAAAIIIDSSSSS
Opti: how does aids even come somewhere
Brotaku: WELL COMING IS INVOLVED
Brotaku: *wink*

Jojo: IMMA HAVE TO LIVE IN POVERTY
Jojo: FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Jojo: BECAUSE YOU WONT 100% BAD RATS
Jojo: MY LIFE IS RUINED

Jojo: "your empty soulless eyes make my crotch tingley!"

Best of Slikktic:

Derpy Slikktic: holy fuck
Derpy Slikktic: what the fuck
Derpy Slikktic: fuck
Derpy Slikktic: that picture
Derpy Slikktic: what the fuck
Derpy Slikktic: holy fuck

Derpy Slikktic: HOW ABOUT NO?
Derpy Slikktic: HOW ABOUT FUCKING NO

Derpy Slikktic: OPTI
Derpy Slikktic: HOLD ME
Derpy Slikktic: PLEASE
Derpy Slikktic: OPTI
Derpy Slikktic: WHERE
Derpy Slikktic: ARE YOU
Derpy Slikktic: OPTI
Derpy Slikktic: FUCKING ANSWER

Derpy Slikktic: WHY IS IT ZOOMING IN
Derpy Slikktic: WHY IS IT GETTING WOBBLEY

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: MY FAGGOT SENSERS ARE TINGLING

[Opti]: m8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: wat
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: <3
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WHAT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WHAT DO YOU WANT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: YOU SAID M8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKING
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ANSWER
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ME
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: NOW
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: BITCH
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: I
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WILL
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: SLIT YOUR THROAT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUKCING
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKING
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKER
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKITY
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCK
[Opti]: sorry went afk
[Opti]: hi
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: hi

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: i just found
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: the most interesting gli
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: oh
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: you left
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: YOU LEFT BY MY SIDE
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ALL ALONEEEEE

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: "All the little kids went to shrek and all went and combined together to make a huge orgy ball of little 5 year olds"
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: "They wrecked havoc on the whole city"

Best of Lucas

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Next time shit like this happens ima switch to my alt account, install fucking aimbot.exe or someshit, and just wreck the motherfuckers

[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Ok
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Now then
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: I want you to go, and take a lamp
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Unplug it
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: And get rid of it
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Now then
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Go stick your dick
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: In water
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: And come back
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Then touch the electrical socket
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: For the best time of your life
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: K?
Opti: Dude
Opti: I was afk
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: good
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: because i have no idea wtf i just said

[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: i am 'opti'mizing my PC right now
Opti: Fuck you.

Best of Isolatid

[WD]Isolatid added The Triggerman's Tacticals 3:56:06 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Heat of Winter 3:56:08 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Taunt: Rancho Relaxo 3:56:13 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Taunt: Flippin' Awesome 3:56:14 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Taunt: The Schadenfreude 3:56:15 PM
[Opti]: I CAN'T AFFORD ALL OF THIS SHIT 3:56:17 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Killstreak Axtinguisher 3:56:19 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Sub Zero Suit 3:56:26 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Ubersaw 3:56:27 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange L'Etranger 3:56:29 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Dead Ringer 3:56:32 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Force-A-Nature 3:56:33 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Crit-a-Cola 3:56:34 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Specialized Killstreak Gloves of Running Urgently 3:56:34 PM
[Opti]: STAP 3:56:34 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I 3:56:35 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Knife 3:56:36 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Loose Cannon 3:56:36 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Pistol 3:56:38 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Sniper Rifle 3:56:38 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Killstreak Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I 3:56:41 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Killstreak Shotgun 3:56:41 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Rocket Launcher 3:56:47 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Specialized Killstreak Bat 3:56:47 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Graybanns 3:56:50 PM
[WD]Isolatid: all 4 crate 3:56:55 PM

[Opti]: ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
[WD]Isolatid: Opti
[WD]Isolatid: I'm watching The walking dead
[WD]Isolatid: fuck off
[Opti]: ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

[WD]Isolatid: I'm pregnant and it's your baby
[Opti]: wot
[WD]Isolatid: 4:26 PM - [WD]Isolatid: I'm pregnant and it's your baby
4:27 PM - [Opti]: wot
[WD]Isolatid: gg
[Opti]: oh fuck you

[WD] Isolatid: icepick said you were a doctor
[Opti]: wot
[WD] Isolatid: can you examine my testicles
[Opti]: I only do cats
[WD] Isolatid: I've been having some slight pains
[WD] Isolatid: >you only DO cats
[WD] Isolatid: ehuehuehuuhe
[WD] Isolatid: eu
[WD] Isolatid: huehu
[WD] Isolatid: ehuehuehueh
[WD] Isolatid: uhehueu
[Opti]: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Thanks for making me laugh my ass off everyday, guys.

Ur welcome mom <3

Opti's Adventures presents:
Why I hate links.

So I was talking to isolatid.
Jojo told me to send a link to him
it was pony porn
I sent it. hoping he would click it and need eye bleach.

then this happened.

L_A = Little_Apple

[Opti]: YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD
[Opti]: WHEN ISOLATID
[Opti]: SENDS YOU PONY TENTACLE PORN
L_A: fedora the explora
[Opti]: BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE LINK
[Opti]: THAT YOU SENT HIM
[Opti]: WAS MINE
L_A: it was tho
[Opti]: JOJO
[Opti]: I AM GOING TO
[Opti]: MURDER
[Opti]: YOU
L_A: I NEVER SENT YOU ANY LINKS
[Opti]: YOU DID
[Opti]: YOU SUNUVA WHALE
[Opti]: AND BECAUSE OF THAT
[Opti]: I JUST SAW SWEETIE BELLE
[Opti]: BEING TENTACLE SEXED
[Opti]: IN BOTH ENDS
[Opti]: TO A PENDULUM SONG
[Opti]: im done
L_A: oh was that tiarawhy or something?
L_A: i might know this
[Opti]: NO IDEA
[Opti]: DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE LIN- did you just say that you would know this
L_A: I MIGHT
[Opti]: JOJO
[Opti]: HAVE YOU BEEN WACKING OFF TO TIARA WHY
L_A: I TOTALLY HAVENT
L_A: PROBABLY
[Opti]: LIES
L_A: RECENTLY
[Opti]: jojo
[Opti]: why
L_A: nothing more arousing than a cartoon made for prepubescent girls

"nothing more arousing than a cartoon made for prepubescent girls" - Jojo 2014

err lets hope no little kida ever come to this site maybe we need a rule about innap stuff or something.

err lets hope no little kida ever come to this site maybe we need a rule about innap stuff or something.

Kids know more than you think. I keep especially vulgar things out. I.E. L_A made a hitler porn joke once. I would put it in, but it would be a tad offensive.

EDIT: However that isn't a bad idea. I added an age-rating to hopefully prevent folks under 13 from coming in.

Opti's Adventures Present
"The Danger Of GenderBending"

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: omg
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: what if
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ur fapping in shower
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: and
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: you turn into girl
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: u start fapping as girl
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: and u magically turn into boy instantly while ur fapping
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: and
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ur finger gets stuck
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: in ur penis
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: and u cant get it out
L_A: you shouldnt have that problem
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: k god
L_A: unless when you're a girl you'll jill yourself in the urethra

Was randomly sent this.

Opti's Adventures Present
"TeeOrgies"

FoOtloOse: I had an orgy on teeworlds once
Opti: what
FoOtloOse: THERE WAS LITERALLY THIS SERVER
FoOtloOse: WITH BEDS
FoOtloOse: AND LOCKS
Little_Apple: OH BABY
FoOtloOse: FOR MAKING LOVE
FoOtloOse: I took the master suite
Opti: why

Here are the screenshots, this actually happened.
http://i.imgur.com/dJDve1W.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZmWUaek.png

Opti's Adventures present
"You're"

[Opti]: SKYBAX
[Opti]: GAVE ME
[Opti]: INSURGENCY
[Opti]: FOR NO REASON
L_A: ye
L_A: he sent it to me
L_A: but i turned it down
L_A: because I DONT NEED NO HANDOUTS
L_A: IM AN ADULT
[Opti]: your 16.
[Opti]: you're*
L_A: my 16?
[Opti]: shut up
L_A: why my 16
[Opti]: no stop
L_A: WHY YOU GOTTA BRING MY 16 INTO THIS
L_A: YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MAN
[Opti]: I SAID STOP
L_A: I HATE YOU
L_A: WHY YOU TALKIN TRASH LIKE DAT
L_A: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
L_A: </3

So slikktic and I were playing tf2.

[Opti]: LOL OPTO IMMA GO DEFEND AS A FUCKING SNIPER
[Opti]: IM GOOD AT TF2
[Opti]: OH OK
[Opti]: LET ME JUST GO NOT GET KILLE
[Opti]: AS A SNIPER
[Opti]: ON THEIR FUCKIN' POINT
[Opti]: TOATS GONN WORK RIGHT
[Opti]: WOW I CANT

This Is the OPTImum thread for trolling post more.

Jojo hates my jokes.

[Opti]: I hate santa.
[Opti]: He calls me "ho" three times.
[Opti]: Every year.
Jojo: ha
Jojo: ha
Jojo: ha
Jojo: ha
Jojo: ha
[Opti]: no stop
Jojo: ha
Jojo: ha
Jojo: funny joke
Jojo: ha
Jojo: ha
[Opti]: i swear to god

also amigine if you ever say "OPTImum" ever again I will fucking end you.

...

Opti's Adventures present:
"Sword Holder"

So uh, I learned something today.

[WD] Isolatid: The word vagina roughly translates as sword holder in latin
[Opti]: WAHT
[WD] Isolatid: HAHAH
[WD] Isolatid: AHA
[WD] Isolatid: AGAGAGA
[WD] Isolatid: AGH
[WD] Isolatid: SH
[WD] Isolatid: AHHAH
[WD] Isolatid: AH
[WD] Isolatid: A
[WD] Isolatid: HAH
[WD] Isolatid: WHAGT TGE FHUCK
[Opti]: HAHAHAHA
[Opti]: OH MY GOD
[Opti]: YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

[Quartz]

"sword holder" … aka a "sheath" or "scabbard" who the hell says "sword holder."

also amgine if you ever say "OPTImum" ever again I will end you.

Optimum Optimum Optimum Optimum Optimum Optimum
Optimum Optimum Optimum.

Honesty this needs like a 18+ rating minimum

Opti's Adventures presents:
"Sad Geological Formations"

So Shadow X. Ioner and I played Mountain. A weird artsy indie game from steam.

An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: psssst
[Opti]: waaht
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: how do i summon stuff in mountain
[Opti]: whaat*
[Opti]: Oh.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: i kno you can play piano
[Opti]: It happpens at random
[Opti]: Basically
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: ooh.
[Opti]: just leave the game on the background, and when you hear orchestra music start playing, that means something is falling towards your mountain
[Opti]: HOLY FUCK
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: oooooh.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: cool.
[Opti]: AS I WAS SAYING THIS
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: lol
[Opti]: A GIANT CHAIR JUST
[Opti]: WHAT
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: providence
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: SCREENCAP
[Opti]: DID
[Opti]: its on my profile
[Opti]: Oh by the way
[Opti]: NEVER hit these keys in order
[Opti]: "a s , z b
[Opti]: "
[Opti]: It destroys your mountain
[Opti]: not even joking
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: huh, i wonder why.
[Opti]: no idea
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: But now you know I gotta try.
[Opti]: it sends a giant meteor flying towards it
[Opti]: If you do try
[Opti]: While the cut scene is playing
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Lol maybe it's a homestuck reference.
[Opti]: spam random keys on your keyboard
[Opti]: on the piano ones
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Right.
[Opti]: it forms a forcefield
[Opti]: keep doing it until the thing hits the forcefield and you'll be safe.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Sweeeet
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: OOOOHMYGOD
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: IT'S THE FUCKING TUNE FROM CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: I KNEW IT
[Opti]: HAHHAHA
[Opti]: I didn't think you would notice.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: And then it plays fucking 2001 a Space Oddysee music as the meteor comes. Oh that's clever.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Well done Devs, well done.
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: Also, if you leave mountain in the background, look at it whenever you hear a piano chord randomly play
[Opti]: that means it said something.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Yep, the thoughts.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: What notes bring it back to mountain view?
[Opti]: It usually just says silly things like "I AM DIGGING THIS COOL AIR"
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Instead of space view.
[Opti]: Just scroll up.
[Opti]: silly
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Ooooooooooh.
[Opti]: lol
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: huh.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: The controls are so simple despite the game not telling you them
[Opti]: When shit lands on your mountain you can also pick it up and drop it by holding left click.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Makes you feel stupid for not guessing.
[Opti]: lol
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: My mountain's said 'Sup to me before.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: I think it may be Dave Strider.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: All I need are some Ben Stiller shades to land on it and it'll be confirmed.
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: It said "Hi, me" to me the other day
[Opti]: that confused me so much
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: It knows something.
[Opti]: I think the game has some kind of meaning, but I am too lazy and dumb to figure it out.
[Opti]: It just looks pretty, lol.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Oh it's definitely got some artsy meaning behind it.
[Opti]: yeah.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: The game is what you make of it.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: So honestly you can't be wrong with your interpretation of it
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: YERS
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Man, what if suddenly on one of my mountains revolutions I see a small little cabin built on the side.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: I'd flip.
[Opti]: lol
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Oh wow, that space reverb
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Ooooh here's a nice little chord progression
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: A+D, A+F, A+G, A+J, A+H.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: The fuck
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: My mountain just got looney tuned
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: There we go, the anvil has been dilodged.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Man that progression is nice.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Playing music is so much nicer in Mountain when you use chords~
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: Back
[Opti]: RIGHT SO I HAVE A GIANT CHAIR
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Right.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Sit on it.
[Opti]: I can;t
[Opti]: sadly.
[Opti]: "I am sad and I want it to stay nighttime forever."
[Opti]: uh
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: "What is the meaning of this?"
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: My Mountain is becoming existential.
[Opti]: spooky
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Way spook
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Welp.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Looks like I need to call the garbage man.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Cause someone just TRASHED my mountain.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: It's a Garbage Can.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: A Garbage Can smacked into my mountain.
[Opti]: What
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: A GARBAGE CAN SMACKING INTO MY MOUNTAIN
[Opti]: wow
[Opti]: going afk for a bit
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Kay.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: I gotta take out the trash myself.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Get it.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Cause puns.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Hmmm, I think the Mountain might be located under Orion's Belt.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: My mountain's getting existential again.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Oh, the Earth collided with my Mountain.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: So yeah.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Welcome to my mountain humanity.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: You know, that's left.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: My Mounatain just got DICED
[Opti]: back
[Opti]: What?
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: DICEd
[Opti]: What do you mean by diced
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: A die.
[Opti]: oh
[Opti]: lmao
[Opti]: "Why am I alone"
[Opti]: uh
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Oh dear.
[Opti]: WHY DO I FEEL SADNESS FOR A GEOLOGICAL FORMATION?
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Because it feeeeeeeels
[Opti]: sO
[Opti]: So*
[Opti]: The piano does things
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Yeah?
[Opti]: do this
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: It spins the mountain
[Opti]: S S S , A A A M
[Opti]: watch what happens
[Opti]: no it isn't dangerous
[Opti]: whoa
[Opti]: hold on
[Opti]: SOME SPOOKY SHIT JUST HAPPENED
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Awwww
[Opti]: ?
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: My Mountain just said it was full of rocks and dirt and love~
[Opti]: lol
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: So what spooky shit just happened?
[Opti]: IT RAINED BLOOD
[Opti]: THE FUCK
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: WAHT
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: WHAT
[Opti]: OK
[Opti]: DONT DO SSS,AAAM
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: IS YOUR MOUNTAIN GOING THROUGH ITS EMO PHASE OR SOMTEHITN?
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Well I just did and all it did was remove all the stuff that hand landed on it.
[Opti]: Holy shit, what?
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: And it's not snowing any blood on my end.
[Opti]: It rained hearts forme and then rained blood
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Or raining any either.
[Opti]: C V B N M B M
[Opti]: dUDE
[Opti]: I just did that
[Opti]: its raining meteors
[Opti]: its actually kinda pretty
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: In the hall of the mountain king.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: you sly bastards.
[Opti]: holy shit
[Opti]: it unlocked things
[Opti]: THERE IS A SECOND MENU
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: YOU ARE UNEARTHING THE MOUNTAINS SECRETS
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Get it
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Unearthing.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: caue EARTH
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: "I am super into this morning!"
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: LOL
[Opti]: C C C C C C C B Z X C
[Opti]: do that
[Opti]: it rains coins
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: MONDH
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: MONEY
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: I wonder what happens if you play thrift store.
[Opti]: It starts raining cheap coats
[Opti]: obv
[Opti]: HOLY SHIT
[Opti]: I TRIGGERED IT
[Opti]: DO M M M M M M , M N A B
[Opti]: ACTUALLY DONT
[Opti]: ITS TERRIFYING
[Opti]: "I hate being alone."
[Opti]: what
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: What that's thrift store?
[Opti]: ?
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: No. No that's the blood rain
[Opti]: lol
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: what tune is that
[Opti]: No idea
[Opti]: It's called me cheating by looking to see if there are any other codes
[Opti]: lol
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Oooooooh
[Opti]: I played marry had a little lamb
[Opti]: it rAINED FISH
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: CODE
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: NOW
[Opti]: OK
[Opti]: HOLD
[Opti]: ON
[Opti]: C X Z X C C C X X X C B B
[Opti]: God, this game is pretty
[Opti]: uh
[Opti]: I would like to point out
[Opti]: that I found
[Opti]: a bed
[Opti]: in space
[Opti]: not even moving
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Stop peeping in gods bedroom
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: naughty naughty
[Opti]: OH MY GOD
[Opti]: THERE IS A CIRCULAR RAINBOW AROUND MY MOUNTAIN
[Opti]: why have I not seen that
[Opti]: that is gorgeous
[Opti]: "I'm getting high on such a vast night"
[Opti]: is it wrong that I laughed at that
[Opti]: hard
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Your mountain's a stoner
[Opti]: 420 smoke weed everyday
[Opti]: aw
[Opti]: the bed dissapeared
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: I summoned the meteor
[Opti]: why
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: IT WAS A GIANT RED EYE
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: I got a giant ice cream cone when I did that last.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Just red pupil.
[Opti]: By the way
[Opti]: the further you zoom out
[Opti]: into space
[Opti]: the more echoy the piano sounds
[Opti]: "There is something that I deepy miss that I cannot remember."
[Opti]: Shit is getting stangly sad.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Yeah, that's waht I was talking about with the space reverb.
[Opti]: "I have no words for this darkness."
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: JEez, your mountain is depressing.
[Opti]: He is depressed
[Opti]: probably because he got blood and fish rained on him.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: That might be it
[Opti]: "I feel overwhelming peace in this dawn"
[Opti]: Okay, he's happy now
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Okay, now he's just being ipolar.
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: "I don't know where I'm supposed to begin"
[Opti]: Damn, he talks a lot.
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: Chatty Mountain.
[Opti]: yes
[Opti]: HOORAY FOR MYSTICAL FLOATING TALKING GEOLOGICAL FORMATIONS!
An Eagerly Bisexual Furry Bull: HUZZAH

But seriously, you should buy this "game"
It's $1 and super enjoyable.

to bad the game didnt have a 42 its over 9000 or hex dead jim reference xd.

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Isolatid does this to me everyday.

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[Opti]: woULD YOU FUCKING STOP
[Opti]: THANKS

Opti's Adventures Presents:
"Pegging"

L_A: (LINK REMOVED BECAUSE NSFW)
[Opti]: jojo
[Opti]: what the fuck
[Opti]: thAT WASN'T EVEN A JOKE
L_A: good art ye?
[Opti]: YOU LITERALLY
[Opti]: JUST SENT ME PORN
L_A: probs
L_A: wait what not a joke
L_A: want more pegging?
L_A: thats what ya like?
L_A: you a peggin kinda guy?
L_A: eh?
[Opti]: no

Ha i had somthing similar there was a friend on my 3ds who would connect then disconnect spamming me with friend has connected messages.

This is what happens when I invite Jojo and Iso into the same chat.

[WD] Isolatid: “Jojo,” she purrs, “Jojo, Jojo. Master has interesting taste.”
L_A: brb cleanup on ilse groin
[Opti]: LOL

[WD] Isolatid: wow
[WD] Isolatid: youre rude
[WD] Isolatid: Im reporting you to the department of rude canadians

Opti's Adventures Presents:
"Falling Screamers"

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: http://iplogger.org/
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: iits
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ridiculous
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: rediculous
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ridi
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: watever
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: CLICK IT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ITS REDICULOUS
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: RIDICULOUS
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WAT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ITS RIDICULOUS
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: PL0X
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: CLICK IT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: PL0000X
[Opti]: no
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: CLICK IT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: AND IF U DONT TRRUST ME
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: TURN DOWN UR VOLUME
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: PL0X
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: m8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: pl0x
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: plez
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: all u hav to do is click it
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: and leave
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ;3
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: cmon 8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: m8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: m8
[Opti]: i did
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: orly
[Opti]: thanks for the screamer
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: lmfao it wasnt a screamer
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: you retard
[Opti]: REALLY
[Opti]: IT WASN'T
[Opti]: OK
[Opti]: THEN WHY DO MY EARS AND EYES HURT
[Opti]: OOPS
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: shut up and click it
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: its not a screamer you dumbass
[Opti]: MUST HAVE JABBED THEM WITH SPORKS
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: omg
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: i swear
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: to god
[Opti]: I am on the floor now
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: i just wanted you to click a link and now you're saying its a screamer
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: http://iplogger.org/
[Opti]: i have fallen
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: dont
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: say
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: it
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: DONT
[Opti]: and i choose not to get up
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FAGGOT
[Opti]: yes

r.i.p
our friendship

Opti's Adventures Present
"British Girls"

This was in voice chat.
So I will have to recreate it.

Iso: "So Opti, do you like british girls?"
Opti: "Wha-? Oh, Kinda, why?"
Iso: "Do you like it when.."
Opti: "What?"
Iso: "Do you like it when you go to put it in and they are like -Gets really close to the mic and screams- YOU FOCKIN' WHOT MATE?"
Opti: (Chokes on drink)
Opti: "ISO I FUCKING HATE YOU"
Iso: (Laughing) Oh god, that was perfect.

Opti's Adventures Present
"Mythology"

"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: before time was born
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: a bright kingdom was created for the angels
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: and a dark realm for the demons
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: and the world left for mankind
[Opti]: 'The fuck're you talking about?
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: but war the rider of the apocolypse* befroe its apointed hour
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: or so it was claimed
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: to spare his brother from oblivion
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: the second horsemen rode for
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: AND HIS NAME WAS DEATH!!!
[Opti]: ok stop
"The Eleventh‎‎ Hour"_DW: stop what?

I need to stop staying up so late.

[Opti]: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: y r u awake
[Opti]: BRO
[Opti]: I FUCKING
[Opti]: AWAKE UNTIL 8 AM
[Opti]: GOML
[Opti]: GOML
[Opti]: GOML
[Opti]: ALSO
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: good god
[Opti]: GOML
[Opti]: jesus christ i need to go bash my head against something sharp
[Opti]: brb

This one is in.. VIDEO FORM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlUPdSgQlMk

"Can I fondle your heffelumps?" -Lucas 2015
"I going to shove my rock hard salvation right up your ass." -Lucas 2015
"It's an all out Fist Fest!" -Lucas 2015
"Calm down, Opti! I can only get so erect." -Lucas 2015
"Back me up, I am going in dry and sticky." -Lucas 2015

[Opti]: still glad i didn't click /r/objects
L_A: but you did tho
[Opti]: no
[Opti]: I didn't go in
L_A: the objects sure did
[Opti]: oh my god

Opti's Adventures Presents:
"Making Spheres"

Lucas is working on a map for Double Action: Boogaloo.
He decides to put a massive male reproductive organ in the center.

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Haven't gotten around to the dong yet
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: But I need to fix one of the fucking doors
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: IT's being a major dick
[Opti]: aw
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: What?
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: No dong?
[Opti]: rip in donger
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: It doesn't give me the option to make spheres you ass hole.
[Opti]: MAKE THEM SQUARES
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Hold on
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: I'll Google it
[Opti]: "How to make a dong"
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: HOW TO MAKE A SPHERE
[Opti]: LOL

This was originally in voice chat, so I recreated it.

[Opti]: Oh shit, I have to go IRL friend is here.
Lucas: Cool, put him on.
[Opti]: It's not a him.
Lucas: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH-
[Opti]: Shut up, lucas.

"This guy is like, fisting a white bean bag, and like, cake mix is flying everywhere" -Lucas at 5 AM

"I once went to bed without wearing pants, and when I woke up, I was wearing pants." -Lucas 2015.

What happens when you're skyping Lucas as 5 AM.

"Go confront your mother about your ass to mouth technique"

"Go, like, into your kitchen, and like, make a sandwich, and then like, throw it out."

"Y'know, I once played GMod with this like, 14 year old kid, and then he started like, smoking a joint. not even kidding."

"I know why I am so tired, I went from tired to pumped because of your sorry ass."

"Your brother is having, like, (laughs) he's having a fondle fest."

"I bet your mom and dad were having a fondle fest when they spanked eachother."

"I'm hot, It's too bright, I feel like a fucking vegetable."

"Your mom is going to slap your dad's ass so hard I'll feel it on mine."

"I bet your mom is going to use her freaky Jehova powers to wreck me now."

"I am probably going to hell, let's face it."

ok

"I am not ready for Raditz' shrimp weiner" -Lucas
"I have a weiner fetish but only for my weiner." -Lucas

"I was on Twitter and I swear I had saw Solid Snake fucking a rhinoceros for a split second." - Opti 2015

"How to make a dong.
Step 1. Circumcision" - Opti 2015

Kids know more than you think. I keep especially vulgar things out. I.E. L_A made a hitler porn joke once. I would put it in, but it would be a tad offensive.
EDIT: However that isn't a bad idea. I added an age-rating to hopefully prevent folks under 13 from coming in.

Lol, and I'm only fucking twelve. I've been all over this fucking page.

[5:25:55 PM] joejoe: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=3hwkFCBEMxqnApmd
[5:27:41 PM] Opti: ?
[5:27:55 PM] joejoe: free gaim
[5:28:25 PM] joejoe: i bot u a gaim bby
[5:28:36 PM] Opti: >Go! Go! Nippon!"
[5:28:39 PM] Opti: YOU FUCKING
[5:28:46 PM] joejoe: do u lik it
[5:28:51 PM] Opti: brb jerking it
[5:29:03 PM] joejoe: yaaa

help me