[FORUM GAME]Corrupt-A-Wish

[Little_Apple]

granted. but he knifes and teabags you.

i wish for a dirty sock.

Granted.

i wish for a tu[confidential].

granted. but [confidential]

I wish for an earthworm.

granted. but [confidential]

I wish for an earthworm.

Granted, but since you failed to give grants properly, you were killed from eating your pet, an earthworm. You died with regret and guilt; it seemed too tasty to coexist with.

[Skybax]

Granted, but since you failed to give grants properly, you were killed from eating your pet, an earthworm. You died with regret and guilt; it seemed too tasty to coexist with.

Since you failed to make a wish, you get nothing, and nobody will ever love you.
Ever.
^_^

I wish for a badge that says "I touched a Llama"

Granted But you will eat the Soil.

I wish To meet a Counter Strike Terrorist.

Granted, But you can't go online.

[Little_Apple]

Opti. You need to leave a wish after granting the wish before. Because of this your wish is denied.

I wish for sandpaper underwear.

Opti. You need to leave a wish after granting the wish before. Because of this your wish is denied.

I wish for sandpaper underwear.

Granted. But it will be on fire.
I wish for a 3DS

[Santiago ZAP]

Granted. But you can only play 8-bit games on it.
I wish I had infinite water.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but you drown in it.

i wish for an unusual burning flames team captain.

Granted. But you can only play 8-bit games on it.

How is that bad? I love NES.

[YoshiSmb]

opti, Make a Wish please. since he dont make a wish.
I grant him nothing.

I wish to get a Wii U.

[Santiago ZAP]

Granted, Butt it comes without a charger.
I wish I had alot of gold

Granted, Butt it comes without a charger.
I wish I had alot of gold

Granted. But it will be fool's gold.
I wish for portal 3.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but it doesnt exist. why would you wish for something that doesnt exist?

i wish for clean underwear.

Granted. but it wasn't clean for long xD

I wish for a USB missile launcher.

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but please wait 5-7 business days for delivery.

I wish that I didn't accidentally 93MB of .rar files.

[Santiago ZAP]

Granted, they will be deleted
I wish for A lot of cookies

Granted. Yet the cookies are Oatmeal Raisin. The Satan of cookies.

I wish my Girlfriend and I could be together for a week, just so we could cuddle and kiss. This Long Distance Relationship is hard.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but it turns out shes a bowl of guacamole with a turtle inside.

i wish for a basket.

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but the basket contains said guacamole bowl with a turtle.

I wish that the minecraft updated to 1.5 (like the 13w02a)

Granted but Roblox puts Minecraft out of business for all eternity.

I wish for raptor to make me a moderaror on BF.

Granted, but then you must deal with my trolling shit every time you log on.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[kaen]

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Granted, but that consumes your wish.

I wish for a blessed greased rustproof +3 silver dragon scale mail.

Granted but you can never change armors again.

I wish to be stuck in a time paradox.

Granted but you fall in love with your Mother/Father.

I wish to regain my childhood innocence.

Granted but you become a baby for all eternity and never age.

I wish for a asteriod to destroy earth.

Granted. but it doesn't.

I wish for a nice tv

[Little_Apple]

granted. but its not.

i wish for a inflatable diaper with orange highlights.

Granted but it was already used and full. ^_^

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

[Little_Apple]

your wish has been ignored.

i wish for a really big tooth. to sit on.

granted. but the tooth fairy saw the huge tooth and went after it. After a long journey, the tooth fairy finally got close enough to the tooth and took it and left 2$ where the tooth was. After, she carved the huge tooth into thousands of teeth. All of our teeth are from that big tooth. Thank you Little_Apple for giving all of us teeth.

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I wish for a huge Gangnam style costume.

Granted. Except Psy is wearing it.

I wish for no Math homework on the first day of math class.

[Santiago ZAP]

Granted but you would get Every other class homework
I wish I had a lot of cereal

Mkay.. But it will be fibre 1.
I wish for this wish to be impossible to corrupt.

your wish got ruined.

I wish for BF to get 9,999,999,999 more players.

[Little_Apple]

granted, but two more players join and there are 10,000,000,000.

I WISH FOR A CATERPILLAR

granted.but you got a cat....errrrrrr....pillar!

I wish for this smilie face

[FoOtloOse]

granted but it ways a ton ;D

I WISH FOR THIS WISH TO NOT COME TRUE.

Your wish becomes a wish someone else in the world wished for, which is 500 pounds of butter.

I wish I had the motivation to do a last minute essay.

(Hey! That's what I'm doing right now!)

granted. But you write it in Korean

I wish for my smilie to get Footloose's 500 pound butter.

(Hey! That's what I'm doing right now!)

granted. But you write it in Korean

I wish for my smilie to get Footloose's 500 pound butter.

No.
I wish for VVVVVV for free.

[Little_Apple]

granted. but its corrupted. and your computer cant download another because you downloaded too many pictures of ear hair. and you cant delete them.

i wish for a toucan.

granted but its toucan sam and he qont let you eat the fruitloops

I wiss to not exist.

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but you now not-exist in a temporal paradox in which you live through the last 30 minutes of your life for eternity.

I wish [ERROR?404NOTFOUNDEXEPTION].

Granted, I give you Windows :3

I wish

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but .

I wish my sister would do what I say.

It happens, and your sister acts out everything you've ever said. everything

I wish Nintendo would make a Super Wii

[Skybax]

It happens, and your sister acts out everything you've ever said. everything

That's almost as naughty sounding as what I was going to say!

[Quartz]

Granted, but it sucks as much as the Wii. (That's impressive!)

I wish I had a girlfriend.